> Happy Mommy's Day! Isn't she pretty?

>Unfortunately, we were not warned ahead of time about our waitress, Fran. Fran had the smile of a lunch lady waiting to kill. She was snippy, acted like we rushed her and wanted nothing more than to pour drinks down Leah's shirt. Even the cook could not do his job. Our dinners were tasteless and… Continue reading >Warning’s are crucial. →

>My right index finger is killing me. I have a horrible habit of detailing a nail, making the conclusion that it is too long and then chomping it off, instead of just cutting it with nail clippers like a normal person would do. I blame the rapid growth defect that my nails have, and my… Continue reading >Nubs, Creeps, and Bongos. →

>Hello, my pretties. Yes, I wanted that to come off as creepy as possible, and yes, the title for this blog is just gross. In all reality, I did not poop (yet)... but I did have a thought! (Very quickly. I am reminded of the movie 'The Goonies', where Chunk's lies are being revealed, one… Continue reading >A pooped thought. →

>Okay! I have arisen out of the trench of utter sadness and despair. Well, maybe I wasn't THAT low, but I am in a much better mood.The only thing that has really upset me lately is, while on my quest of searching the arrest inquiries, I came across one of my friends again. I have… Continue reading >Much bettttttah. →

>I find entertainment in the strangest of things. Most people may say this and only mean it to a certain extent. Like, they would never be the ones to log onto Tampa Bay's mugshots every morning, looking to see who got arrested within the past 24 hours. But I would. Therefore, that makes me either… Continue reading >The Strange and The Surreal. →

>Let me get out of your way.What do I do?If it's repetitive in what is said, and consistent with its motives, then what is there left to say? Should I move out of your way? I feel almost like I'm a cloud. Can't you see? A cloud that is too far away to block your… Continue reading >Drought. →

>Whoops. I don't intentionally mean to become a submarine blogger - disappearing and reappearing at my own convenience - but, I am also aware that there are only a certain amount of eyes that grace this page, and will take the time to read my mind boggles. Does that give me an excuse to slack?… Continue reading >Tee-Haus. →

>No, I'm not a weekend warrior. I only wish I was. But, I did do somethings over the weekend that excited my little bones.I went to the beach and I went to a comedy club!Oh, just look at us! Ashley and I, with Terri's terrorizing skills of managing to get free tickets, went to see… Continue reading >Weekend Warrior. →

> I've come to the conclusion that my alarm clock is just not doing its job. I press 'sleep' more than four times each morning, and I keep waking up later and later than usual. So, I have decided to invest in the "Billy Mays Alarm Clock". Yes, you are correct - this does not… Continue reading >Waking up to Exclaimers. →