>I want to talk about my weekend and how adventurous it was. Also, because I know you’re really dying to hear about it, so why not?Friday I just so happened to have morphed into…

> Happy Mommy’s Day! Isn’t she pretty?

> Unfortunately, we were not warned ahead of time about our waitress, Fran. Fran had the smile of a lunch lady waiting to kill. She was snippy, acted like we rushed her and wanted…

>My right index finger is killing me. I have a horrible habit of detailing a nail, making the conclusion that it is too long and then chomping it off, instead of just cutting it…

>Hello, my pretties. Yes, I wanted that to come off as creepy as possible, and yes, the title for this blog is just gross. In all reality, I did not poop (yet)… but I…

>Okay! I have arisen out of the trench of utter sadness and despair. Well, maybe I wasn’t THAT low, but I am in a much better mood. The only thing that has really upset…

>I find entertainment in the strangest of things. Most people may say this and only mean it to a certain extent. Like, they would never be the ones to log onto Tampa Bay’s mugshots…

>Let me get out of your way. What do I do? If it’s repetitive in what is said, and consistent with its motives, then what is there left to say? Should I move out…

>Whoops. I don’t intentionally mean to become a submarine blogger – disappearing and reappearing at my own convenience – but, I am also aware that there are only a certain amount of eyes that…